Archives: Game Reviews

Another Crab’s Treasure Review

Reading Time: 3 minutes There has been something about the Souls and Soulslike genre that hasn’t clicked with me. I don’t get into Elden Ring like the masses, I can’t get passed Father Gascoigne, who is considered the make-or-break boss in Bloodborne, and the Team Ninja games have always left me wondering if the grind to “Get Good” is…

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SCHiM Review

Reading Time: 4 minutes I don’t remember when I first came across SCHiM. I remember seeing a trailer for it, and feeling mixed about it yet hopeful. A combination of the game’s artstyle and its hopping from shadow to shadow premise had me intrigued. Yet I wondered if it would be engaging. Would that premise grow boring quickly? I…

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Selaco Review

Reading Time: 4 minutes It seems like an FPS campaign is a rare treat nowadays, especially outside of DOOM and Call of Duty. That is why when a new one hits my radar I get tentatively excited. I can’t help, but wonder ‘Perhaps this will remind of the glory days of FPS campaigns’. That is apart of what I…

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Blud Review

Reading Time: 3 minutes I saw Blud in a showcase a while back and I put it on my radar to play. Now after a bit of a wait, I got a chance to play the game and oh Lawd I have some thoughts. This might be one of the most unique games that I played in a while….

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Noreya: The Gold Project Review

Reading Time: 5 minutes This was a game that wasn’t on my radar at all. I received an email for the PR team asking if I wanted to review this Metroidvania and I checked out the trailer and it looked like something I’d enjoy checking out. So after installing I quickly found myself excited to do this Noreya: The…

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Hypercharge: Unboxed Review

Reading Time: 3 minutes If you grew up in the last 20 years then odds are that you grew up with The Toy Story movies. The first one and the third are the best btw. If you grew up in the 90s then there’s a good chance that you also saw a movie called, Toy Soldiers which was a…

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Capes Review

Reading Time: 4 minutes Capes was a game that I remember seeing at Pax and I remember thinking that it didn’t demo well. Yet despite that, I loved the premise so much that I hoped that when I played it that I would dig the game.I never played X-COM, but I’ve always loved turned-based games and I love superhero…

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CorspeKeeper Review

Reading Time: 6 minutes I always enjoy finding a game that combines elements and genres in a unique way that I’ve never seen before. The latest one is Corspekeeper. Imagine if I told you there was a fighting game roguelite that feels like For Honor mixed with Bushido Blade. That shit is Bananas right?!? Well that is Corspekeeper. So…

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Blockbuster Inc. Review

Reading Time: 4 minutes For those of us who enjoy them, we can attest that Management sim games might be the most addicting genre in all of video games. That is why I was excited yet fearful to do this Blockbuster Inc. review. I’ve always fancied myself as a movie buff and loved hearing about the details of filmmaking….

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Animal Well Review

Reading Time: 5 minutes Ah Animal Well. This is a game that I went hands on with at Pax back in 2023. On the Pax show floor, I didn’t get a lot of time with it, but I do remember thinking that this isn’t a game that demos well. That is because this game works best as a whole…

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